katlefiya's Diaryland Diary

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Adventures with Piglet

So Friday was quite the adventure. Met with Noranda and Mirical to see the palacial palace. Then the quest was ON.
First, I battled dragons and warlocks to collect the 5 sacred applications from the good knights of the techno realm. Then, Mirical and I tricked the evil bank trolls into giving us the "large number of small precious Deposit jewels."
After that, I navigated strange and hostile roads to travel to the distant land of "The Northeast Industrial Sector" where the Wicked Witch of the Property Management has her lair.
When the witch had finished devouring her enemies (I went and had some french toast), I gave her the deposit and the sacred applications. In return, she gave me the Hallowed Application of the Almighty, which must be signed by all the good knights and returned to her by Monday.

At this time, I was sure I was going to be late for my sacred duties as Perveyor of the Alcohol. It seems the gods were with me, and my trusty Piglet served me well, getting me there 15 minutes early, despite the long, perilous journey and rush hour traffic.

After 8 hours of serving drunken hockey fans, and 2 hours trying to drink those 8 away with my worker buddies, I returned to my castle to wake my sleeping prince from his slumber, and promptly molested him.

The end.

10:27 a.m. - 2006-04-24

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